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Array ( 3 days ago by ApocalypticWiz)
You know...
There is no actual proof that "jesus" even existed.
Oh wait...we have the bible...which proves the bible is correct...seems logic to me...
I find it quite odd that for a guy that does so many miracles and enlightens so many people,does not appear in any historical records.
But at least the bible says so,so it must be true.
If you look down a ... ( 3 days ago by davison357)
If you look down a bit I leave comments from other historians, Tacitus and Josephus - a Roman and a Jew, not Christians, who write about Jesus and his followers. And I know you think that because it's the Bible, that the people who wrote it were biased and would lie to serve their own ends, but that doesn't seem logical.
"Hey guys, let's make up one big massive lie about some guy called Jesus, travel the world on foot and get executed for this lie. Wouldn't that be great fun?!"
I know about them ... ( 3 days ago by ApocalypticWiz)
I know about them of course...but there is no actual quotes,just xians claiming "they said it,hallelujah,it's real"
It seems fairly logic to me that some people would resign their religion when faced with the penalty of death.
And many did.
A lot of muslims and catholics died because of their religion.They didn't bother.
Many others too.Some people are too brainwashed to care about themselves.Most don't even have the power of questioning their "lord" because it's a sin to think like that.
Ok let's assume ... ( 3 days ago by davison357)
Ok let's assume that the disciples were brainwashed, and they went to their deaths because of that. Who brainwashed them?
SaM
Yet one question ... ( 3 days ago by ApocalypticWiz)
Yet one question stands up.
Why do jews don't believe "jesus" is the true messiah ?...I mean,shitfuck,if "jesus" would show up,in flesh and bones and do all those things they write about in the bible,I'd have to be some stupid retarded idiot still not to believe in it...
But wait...
He did all that,yet jews still don't believe in him.And I don't think all of them are stupid.
Well I don't know, ... ( 3 days ago by davison357)
Well I don't know, there's a number of factors. Some Jews did choose to accept him, they became Christians. Others are still Jews, but follow Christ as the Messiah and are called Messianic Jews.
Others didn't believe. Possibly because he died on the cross, which they thought (and Muslims still think) would not have happened to the Messiah or a great prophet. Others thought that he wasn't the Messiah because they thought the Messiah would deliver them from the Romans, not their sins.
I think maybe this ... ( 3 days ago by ApocalypticWiz)
I think maybe this guy existed...maybe...and maybe jews killed him,I don't care.People those days had little knowledge about anything,so they tried to find an answer.They also liked keeping people motivated,so they found a meaning in life.Some even tried to find a good reason to kill the other and take his goods.Good for me.
But that doesn't make it real.Maybe some guy was killed by jews.I'm pretty sure he ain't a messiah,or else I'd have somewhere else to read about him...besides the bible.
PS Thank for for ... ( 3 days ago by ApocalypticWiz)
PS Thank for for admitting the bible was written by PEOPLE,not god,tho the bible says otherwise.I could give you some interesting quotes about how the earth was flat and had 4 corners,or other things like that.
I am not here to discuss the truth behind the bible,I'm deeply convinced it is bullshit.
It's how it affects people that counts.I give a damn some people believe in invisible god that tell us not to lie or else we burn in hell,it's how those people act in the real world that bothers me
I like how you ... ( 3 days ago by davison357)
I like how you avoided my questions like who "brainwashed" the disciples. I admit the Bible was written by people, God hardly came down with a pen and wrote it. I have faith that the Bible was divinely inspired, so in that respect God wrote it. There are plenty of places to read about Jesus besides the Bible, and anyway, why should the Bible be disregarded when a lot of it is considered fact, like the history of the Israelites.
Also, I apologise ... ( 3 days ago by davison357)
Also, I apologise for any Christians out there who may have annoyed you or whatever in the past. If they were following the teachings of Jesus correctly they should have shown you nothing but love and respect. I make no apologies for people from other religions who have treated you badly. I don't doubt many of them are good people, but it's they're job to explain themselves to you, not mine. Anyway, why are we talking about Jesus, this video is about the Ten Commandments. Later dude.
That is called " ... ( 3 days ago by ApocalypticWiz)
That is called "brainwashing".
I doubt that if you raise a kid as an atheist,and show him probably the scientific part of everything,he'll turn up as a model xian at the age of 18.
--I get divine inspiration while smoking pot to be honest.How do you know I'm wrong?
--Name 2 books I can read about jesus besides the bible
To quote someone "They must find it hard...those who have taken the authority as truth,rather than the truth as authority"
You are a sceptic. ... ( 3 days ago by davison357)
You are a sceptic. That's ok. I have faith. That's ok too. The definitive argument on whether God exists is not going to be solved in comment form on Youtube.
The books about Jesus life in the Bible are actually four books - the Gospels. Not one. Others were written, like the ones I mentioned, and by other historians. The chances are you don't know of any books because you don't move in circles where those books are read. Just because you don't know about them doesn't mean they aren't there.
Well,it clearly ... ( 3 days ago by ApocalypticWiz)
Well,it clearly affects people.I give a damn about what you or others think,your mind is your own business,but when you start saying that one can only achieve true happiness by eating your crap and those who don't are miserable,crude,disgusting beings,that should be banished from society,on national television,then we have a problem.
Further more,I hate people who try to convince me we were born as disgusting,sinful beings and that we should be ashamed by our natural desires and actions,or else
What weird-ass ... ( 3 days ago by davison357)
What weird-ass Christians do you know?? That description doesn't sound like anyone I know. None of my Christian friends would ever say non-christians should be banished from society.
So you don't like being told you were born a 'disgusting, sinful being'? Fair enough. I don't like the idea that people die every day, that people steal things, that I'm going to fail my exam tomorrow. It doesn't mean it isn't true. Don't accept it if you don't want, but it's something Christians have accepted.
And dude, I'm ... ( 3 days ago by davison357)
And dude, I'm actually kinda bored now. It's been a good discussion and all, but I actually do have an exam tomorrow and need to cram cram cram. Peace out.
And look where our ... ( 3 days ago by ApocalypticWiz)
And look where our society is
I believe we are wonderful,intelligent creatures,capable of taking care and finding answers ourselves,capable of rational and objective thinking
I believe I don't have to be ashamed for hating someone,wanting to fuck someone,or just my pure existence without "god"
And just because you can deny something,doesn't mean it's true.Yea,those things suck,but it's the spiritual side that it's neglected by religion
If someone steals from you,do you lose your faith?...no
"A man's ethical ... ( 3 days ago by Hirnlego999)
"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."
A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be.
Albert Einstein
he is the smartest ... ( 3 days ago by Jmak4Life)
he is the smartest man i know
davison357, what ... ( 2 days ago by Aditinggi)
davison357, what does the bible say about believers divorcing unbelievers? What does the bible say about men having long hair?
From my memory it ... ( 2 days ago by davison357)
From my memory it says believer shouldn't marry unbelievers, but that if they did they shouldn't divorce them just because they're an unbeliever. It says men shouldn't dress like women. That's my memory. I could be omitting something, but I don't think so.
right on ( 2 days ago by dale19812)
right on
So it's okay to ... ( 2 days ago by johnson70069)
So it's okay to gullible? That's what faith is; believing things without evidence.
11 commandments? ... ( 2 days ago by hoagly)
11 commandments? get the fuck outta here hahahaha
As offensive as I ... ( 1 hour ago by Carlitonsp1)
As offensive as I find this, I still find it really funny.


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